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So…what is the Monday Poll? Excellent question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll, like with little clicky buttons. It’s just a list of five more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past quadrillion years (since 2007). I love reading your answers, and it helps me get my week off to a good start. 1. Would you rather wear red lipstick or black lipstick? Oh, my goodness. Red lipstick please, and if we’re getting specific, red with a matte finish. 💋 2. Gel or cream? Cream! 3. Some advice...

The Fourth of July. Independence Day. It’s this week! As I’m sure you’re aware, Tabs is a strong supporter of independence, particularly as it pertains to his. He’s a very independent cat as long as his assistants, trainees and advisors always immediately do his bidding. For Fourth of July this week, Tabs ordered the Textiles Department to mass produce his award-winning incredibly couture commemorative red, white and blue cat collar. Here he is modeling it for your enjoyment. If you’re interested in purchasing one, leave him a comment down below. Tabs hasn’t decided on a price yet, but expect it...

G’morning! As I sipped my coffee from my favorite cat teacup this morning, I got to thinking about matte nail polish… It’s not my favorite thing. They look like a car with a paint job that was suddenly abandoned halfway. But that dark purple matte from the Chanel fall collection, though? *swoon* It’s everything. I’ve been hemming and hawing about whether I should “go there,” because I promised myself after The Great Gel Nail Polish Debacle of Summer 2018 that I’d take better care of my nails, and I told myself I’d care for them and paint them every week....

So…what is the Monday Poll? Good question! It isn’t, contrary to its name, an actual poll. It’s just a list of five more or less random questions I’ve been posting on this blog every Monday morning for the past gazillion years (more than 10!). I love reading your answers, and it helps me get my week off to a great start. 👍 1. Is golf ⛳ fun? It is if it’s mini-golf and I’m winning. 😀 2. What’s hiding under your bed at night? Um…the trail of broken hearts I left behind in the ’90s? — also, Pennywise, who’s obviously...

Do yourself a solid, you sensational señorita, and tap a little MAC Velvet Teddy lipstick on the apples of your cheeks as an impromptu cream blush. Don’t mind me; I’ll wait [waiting]… It’s one those tried-and-true multitasking tricks many MAC addicts (myself included) like doing. Also up there? Using lippies like Heroine and Ruby Woo as eyeshadows or even eyeliner! Which brings me to this: The new MAC in Monochrome collection, which is available now. It takes what MAC fiends have already been doing for ages — re-purposing products — and makes it…official. Going beyond lipstick Six cult-classic MAC Lipsticks...